Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Green Cash and Scam

Dan Tynan at the Witlist blog has boiled the Abramoff-DeLay scandal down to a level that even a pre-schooler could understand. He calls his piece "Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)." It starts:

That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!

"Would you like to play some golf?"

I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"We could fly you there for free.
Off to Scotland, by the sea."

I do not want to fly for free.
I don't like Scotland by the sea.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"Would you, could you, take this bribe?
Could you, would you, for the tribe?"

I would not, could not, take this bribe.
I could not, would not, for the tribe.

Read the whole thing.

2 Comments:

  • I too hate Tom Delay and am trying to raise some money to help Dems and Kinkey Friedman in Texas. This is a link to a mysterious aberration of Mr. Delay's image appearing on a prison uniform.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5656361841

    By Anonymous Ron Southan, at 7:04 PM  

  • The link is broken.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:38 AM  

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